Wedding Guest

December 03, 2022

Welcome to my December blog

Day 2,

On today’s episode of December to remember, I went for a wedding. The wedding was for a colleague and I must say I enjoyed every bit of it. The union of two should be one of the most outstanding achievements a man could ever attain. Getting to share your heart and all with one person for the rest of your life. It’s beautiful!

See it’s important to marry right — it’s sweet. It’s important to carefully choose who you want to spend your life with.

But let’s rant about my dressing. 😅

Crocs on Native — 😀

After uploading my outfit online to seek opinion, that’s how everyone started coming for my dress. “ E gba mi, e yin fans mi e ma gbamiii “

Me I sha responded: You can’t be great, if you’re doing what everyone is doing. 🥹

That is to say: when everyone is putting on shoes — I wanna look different.

To be successful in life you must act differently — Shey you get?

We sha got to location and met engagement. By the time we arrived, I was already famished.

That’s how a thought came to my head. I saw the couple sitting together — maybe I should ask the couple to shift so I can sit in their middle and ask the wife for food. Shebi it’s not bad to ask for food.

God sha said we should ask and it shall be given. 🥹

Few minutes later, someone brought Amala and Ewedu— ahhhh wan ti Gbemidebe. I just sat down and finished it.

After I was done eating, the engagement was successful, but I saw family’s wife packing gift to the car.

I was like: Shey me too cannot go and pack gift ni?

After the engagement, we went to the church wedding.

That's how Pastor was asking the groom why is he standing in the church today?

If na me, I'll just say: I came to bath and drink akamu. Which kain question be that” 🥹

Wait oooo — they no longer ask the question “Who is not in support of this marriage or has a reason for this union not to hold like they used to before. Guess different couples have seen shege, so they no longer emphasize but just read it.

Imagine I attend my ex-wedding and they ask who’s not in support of this marriage?

I will just stand up and say : Me oooooooooo, this girl don break my heart before, she chop my money join, she still promise me marriage.

Olopa ma Ko everybody l’eni

Long story short, we finished the church wedding.

Reception next.

Before we got to the reception hall — wife had already asked the chef to package our food. As per important guest.

Come and eat 😝

Omo come and see dance step — from shaku shaku to gbese - to shedi balabala.

The dance no too consign me. My only question is: Shey I kan pick money? As they’re spraying couple, make I see bend down pack small.

But imagine on judgement day: Na person money carry me go hell. Make God dey show me for TV as I dey pack person money. I go too cry.🥹

That’s how I sha dead the thought. But you need to see the way Aburo iyawo (Wife jnr sister) dey dance. Stepper lomo yennnn, if I no fit pack money. Kin mu Omo lo le. That one xef no bad. 🥹

Long story short, I no see number collect , I no see money pack but I sha see food chop — Alhamdullilah.

Another thought came to my head: What if I move close to the bride and ask for her number?