Signs of a useless girlfriend

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 Welcome to my December blog



Day 15,


I was scrolling through my Twitter and saw a tweet that caught my attention.


Sign of a useless girlfriend.


These are the response:


-When she always says "a baby girl needs to be pampered

-When she asked you for money but you did give her the exact amount she asked for and complained before she appreciated it.

-Who will take me out today ?

-I’m bored who will take me out?

-I don't normally do this but…

-Sub for me

-Oversized slippers

-Adding aje to every statement

-He is just my bestie and nothing is happening between us…

-She's always single, na every time she dey crave shawarma and ice cream

-Hair bonnet

-I’m fun to chat with on her whatsapp status ,  after 10mins chat baby can you help me with data

-Whatsapp status: I’m bored anyone for video call,

Anyone for hangout bills on you,

-When she always says "a baby girl needs to be pampered"

-When she's from ibadan

-When she dances, legwork 



Feel free to add yours. 🤣



Wait, type of girlfriend are you? 😅



For my ladies, what are the signs of a useless boyfriend?

I'll drop it on my blog tomorrow. 


Before you come and abuse me, I’m innocent o, they don't use to abuse me in my family. I just copy and pasted from Twitter. See the tweet here “Sign Of A Useless Girlfriend”




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Comments

Anonymous said…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 15, 2022 at 11:02 AM
Anonymous said…
And they're mostly facts
December 15, 2022 at 1:28 PM
Anonymous said…
When you ask her “how are you” ? She replies with I am not fine
December 15, 2022 at 1:30 PM
Realwayne said…
A lady that love Naira marley and T.I blaze songs na total turn off for me 🤣.
December 15, 2022 at 4:42 PM
Anonymous said…
When she dances to Dj Cora and Dj Yk on tiktok.
December 15, 2022 at 10:56 PM
Anonymous said…
Most of this ladies will be saying I’m independent, meanwhile there independent is depending on the guy !!
Engage in that relationship iku pa e
December 16, 2022 at 1:27 AM
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