Signs of a useless boyfriend
Welcome to my December blog
Day 16,
After yesterday gbas (Signs of a useless girlfriend), the girls are ready to return the gbos.
My ladies sent in their list of Sign of a useless boyfriend.
Let’s go.
-What are you doing for living, I dey hustle
-I’m comfortable touching people I love on a first date
-Guys that always claim busy n doesn't check on their gfs
-Wearing crocs 24/7
-Guys that wear bonnet
-Guys that doesn't know mathematics
-Wen he wears socks on slippers outdoor
-This didi suit you well,braid is not fine
-I have to get approve from my mother bfor I date you
-If he types “xup” or ‘sup’
-Always posting yarnsh or breast on his status
-Switch to video call baby always and the highest data he can do for babe is 200/500
-If his trouser is too tight (I mean tontinrin kind of trouser)
-If he follows Sola on twitter and believe his takes
-Guys that polish their nails or fix nails
-Those that wear socks on slide
-Taking table water as if they have achieved it all
-I have a girlfriend but it’s you I like
-Help me do 5k my bank app no loginππ
-Cashapp wa o
-Come to my house
-Your line is busy, who are you talking to?
-She’s just my friend, there’s nothing between us
Feel free to add yours. π€£
Wait, type of boyfriend are you? π
Before you come and abuse me, I’m innocent o, they don't use to abuse me in my family. I just copy and pasted the response on whatsapp.
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All power belong to God ππ
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