Signs of a useless boyfriend

 Welcome to my December blog



Day 16,


After yesterday gbas (Signs of a useless girlfriend), the girls are ready to return the gbos. 


My ladies sent in their list of  Sign of a useless boyfriend.



Let’s go.


-What are you doing for living, I dey hustle

-I’m comfortable touching people I love on a first date

-Guys that always claim busy n doesn't check on their gfs

-Wearing crocs 24/7

-Guys that wear bonnet

-Guys that doesn't know mathematics

-Wen he wears socks on slippers outdoor

-This didi suit you well,braid is not fine 

-I have to get approve from my mother bfor I date you

-If he types “xup” or ‘sup’

-Always posting yarnsh or breast on his status

-Switch to video call baby always and the highest data he    can do for babe is 200/500

-If his trouser is too tight (I mean tontinrin kind of trouser)

-If he follows Sola on twitter and believe his takes

-Guys that polish their nails or fix nails

-Those that wear socks on slide

-Taking table water as if they have achieved it all

-I have a girlfriend but it’s you I like

-Help me do 5k my bank app no loginπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

-Cashapp wa o

-Come to my house

-Your line is busy, who are you talking to?

-She’s just my friend, there’s nothing between us 





Feel free to add yours. 🀣



Wait, type of boyfriend are you? πŸ˜…



Before you come and abuse me, I’m innocent o, they don't use to abuse me in my family. I just copy and pasted the response on whatsapp.





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